10 Easiest Ways to Insult Someone in Their Own Country


Comebacks and insults that will destroy your worst enemies

If you want to shut someone down when they start to get mean, you need to use one of these perfect comebacks:

  1. I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you.
  2. Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there.
  3. Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.
  4. I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
  5. Remember that time you were saying that thing I didn’t care about? Yeah, that is now.
  6. You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
  7. I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?
  8. Oh, you don’t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.
  9. I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation.
  10.  N’Sync said it best, “BYE, BYE, BYE!”
  11. I’ve been called worse things by better men.
  12. You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
  13. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
  14. You bring everyone so much joy! You know, when you leave the room. But, still.
  15. How many licks until I get to the interesting part of this conversation?



Great comebacks that come from famous quotes

Use these quotes to put your enemies in their place:

  1. “What, like it’s hard?” — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
  2. “Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you. – Seinfeld
  3. “Don’t get bitter, just get better.” — Alyssa Edwards, RuPaul’s Drag Race
  4. “Impersonating Beyoncè is not your destiny, child.” — RuPaul, RuPaul’s Drag Race
  5. “Where’d you get your outfits, girl, American Apparently Not?” — Trixie Mattel, RuPaul’s Drag Race
  6. “Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
  7. “You are so full of crap, the toilet’s jealous.” — Jinkx Monsoon, RuPaul’s Drag Race 
  8. “It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack and said, ‘I’ll take it!’”— Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
  9. “Check your lipstick before you come for me.” — Naomi Smalls, RuPaul’s Drag Race  
  10.  If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.” — Margaret Thatcher